Doomsday

 

I dreamt about the eclipse last night.  Charlotte was with me.  Hmmm..  The sky looked just like this.   Scary.  

I've watched some of the videos on the eclipse.  What drama.  Preachers in the pulpit are saying, "Can you possibly think this is a coincidence????"  It is then pointed out that ALL the people in the paths of totality of ancient uh....  eclipses?.... eclipsi?  Well, whatever.  Every one of them, one by one, has passed away!  It was the eclipse!!

OK.  Bring out the map.  "Look!  Behold! This is the path of totality of the 2017 eclipse that crossed America!  There are SEVEN towns that were in the path of totality named SALEM!  Salem means peace!!  God was obviously extending to America the olive branch of peace!!  Did we accept it??  NOOOOOO!!! "  Hmmm....  The path of totality couldn't have missed seven towns named Salem in America wherever it went because every other town seems to be named Salem.  No matter.  Let's continue with this train of thought.  "That was seven years ago.  Do you think that is a coincidence???  SEVEN YEARS!  SEVEN TOWNS NAMED SALEM!!!  Seven is a Biblical number.  This just can't be a coincidence!!!  And now?  Now a second eclipse...or shall I say OMEN FROM GOD...is crossing America.  This time the path of totality will go over seven towns named NINEVAH!!"  Turn on the tornado sirens.  "Harken brethren!! Repent now!!"  Well, going on.  "Behold!  The paths of the 2017 eclipse and the 2024 eclipse cross right smack dab in the middle of America.  If that's not a sign I don't know what is!!  Brethren, it's the SIGN OF THE CROSS!!"  

Christendom has been watching too much TV.