I caught a raccoon. He looked very depressed, but he ate his peanut butter sandwich. I took him to the river and he really perked up. Life next to the dump is good.
I tried to talk to him. The donuts are processed food and not healthy. He complained about the coyotes. But if you're quick they coyotes won't get you and you can climb trees.
Well, I'd be bitter if I were a raccoon. So here's a little know fact. Donuts are processed food and unhealthy....for people. They are health food for raccoons. "You can climb trees..." I can't climb trees. I can climb bushes.
No. No donut. That's the drive-thru work and I'm not taking someone's job. I showed Rocky a map and tried to explain how traffic lights work. I also showed him a picture of another raccoon who met misfortune on the road. Be quick Rocky!
I loved Rocky like a son. I told him about the roads, the signals, and the pedestrian crossing, but he disregarded my warnings. He went to the other church.
I caught a raccoon. He looked very depressed, but he ate his peanut butter sandwich. I took him to the river and he really perked up. Life next to the dump is good.
ReplyDeleteIt's nice at the dump. What about taking him to Dunkin' Donuts?
ReplyDeleteI offered but, he won't speak to me after the have-a-heart incident.
ReplyDeleteI tried to talk to him. The donuts are processed food and not healthy. He complained about the coyotes. But if you're quick they coyotes won't get you and you can climb trees.
ReplyDeleteThat is one bitter little raccoon.
Well, I'd be bitter if I were a raccoon. So here's a little know fact. Donuts are processed food and unhealthy....for people. They are health food for raccoons. "You can climb trees..." I can't climb trees. I can climb bushes.
DeleteHe said I have-no-heart. That really hurts.
DeleteWhaaaat??! Well, maybe then you can have a donut.
DeleteNo. No donut. That's the drive-thru work and I'm not taking someone's job. I showed Rocky a map and tried to explain how traffic lights work. I also showed him a picture of another raccoon who met misfortune on the road. Be quick Rocky!
DeleteYou actually know Rocky?? Woooow!!
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DeleteOh no. What have you done to dear little Rocky??
DeleteI only made remarks about the nearby dunkin donuts. Rocky made his own choices. That is not my fault.
DeleteHe may have had a Darwinian moment.
DeleteI think we should declare June 20th Rocky Day.
DeleteA dedication to road kill in every walk of life. I like it.
DeleteI loved Rocky like a son. I told him about the roads, the signals, and the pedestrian crossing, but he disregarded my warnings. He went to the other church.
ReplyDeleteI suppose the other church had donuts.
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