What makes the neighbor think she's so smart? Attack this. Say, "School teachers aren't that smart!" "Anyone could teach school." Find out what school she graduated from. Ask if the school was accredited. Then say, "By whom?" She won't know.
Send anonymous letters with the text cut out of magazines that say, "Stupid stupid stupid!"
Brag about your silly accomplishments. "I was Miss Fifth Grade!" This will really sow seeds of doubt. Oh, she's smart maybe, but was she Miss Fifth Grade?
Enter your sunflowers into the county fair. If you don't get a blue ribbon, counterfeit one.
Tell her your artwork is on display at the Monet Museum of Fine Art. Say, "My art is where I got my millions."
Does she play the cello? She'll say no. You say, "I didn't think so."
You are so wise.
ReplyDeleteDid you say Miss Filth Grade? I didn't know that was a grade.
I think you're learning your lesson on being intellectual. Soon you will be a master.
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DeleteBe sure to point out the brilliant crow to her. When she is impressed, say, "Birds of a feather flock together."
DeleteI did not pay 10k to have a landscaping company put a fence up for me. but... the entire neighborhood agrees:
Deletemy garden is better than yours
my flowers are prettier.
My crow is looking at you
That should do it!
DeleteAsk her if she has a bird bath.
DeleteI have an extra I'm, not using.😁
DeleteI'm going to text pictures to her.
DeleteOh, excellent.
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